At a time when entertainment in football has somewhat gone from the game, England have had one miserable manager after another. The team of Galaticos have mirrored this trend and now resemble the one single person at a wedding. Bored, nervous and dying to get their balls played with. Where have the fun times gone?
Our most recent free spirit is the now Newcastle departed, King Kev. He was fun, passionate and cared about entertaining the fans. However, in press conferences when asked about tactics, he would have to look in a dictionary to find the definition. Also a number of old people had hearts attacks and died after he played Dennis Wise left wing in Euro 2000. His era ended after a 1-0 defeat to the Germans at the last ever game at the old Wembley. Didi Hamann’s grasscutter passed Seaman, as he was so old by that time he was actually shopping for some new slippers.
Before this we had Bobby Robson. Sir Bobby was forgetful, mad and fun. If this old gent was in a lift with Charles Manson and Hannibal Lector, they would be the ones trying to escape another story about Gazza trying to shag a ferret during the 1990 World Cup. A lost penalty shoot-out in the semi-finals and he was gone. The fun times left with him.
Sven, oh Sven. This man resembles your uncle mixed with a Nazi inventor. This era was one of the most boring for an England fan. No creativity and no forward play. The only person Sven got to come in the box was Ulrika Jonsson.
Mr Capello is now here. Walcott was a brave pick on Andorra and was even braver for Zagreb. But he also picked Downing in the first game, who is about as useful as a ripped condom. The winger looks like he has been let out of the Sixth Form choir for the day. The verdict is still out on Fabio. At least we know on the touchline he is ordering the players. Sven was just looking at the bird in Row G with big tits.
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