Check out these funny quotes; some of them are from yonks ago, but they are abosolute classics! They made me giggle at least……………
‘I couldn’t settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country’. Ian Rush. Really Rushie?! Funny that hey….

‘It’s like a toaster, the ref’s shirt pocket. Every time there’s a tackle, [...]

Kevin Keegan has now definitely resigned from his position as manager of Newcastle United. Keegan had been absent from training once again today, fuelling the speculation that he was about to leave the club for the second time in his career.

Alan Curbishley has been constantly under-pressure for the past 2 seasons at West Ham, ever since the club was subject of a takeover from an Iclendic consortium. To his and West Ham’s credit, the club has performed very well so far this season, and currently sit 5th in the Premiership.