News from FC Barcelona states that Ronaldinho and Samuel Eto’o engaged in a mighty brawl on training ground yesterday.
The Press was not allowed to see training as usual,but this incident is said to be eye-witnessed by Ruud Van Nistelrooy [the same Real Madrid player who is always seen besides the post of the opponent’s net and is mostly misspelled by the Spanish], who jumped up a fence on the East side of the Camp Poo to see the happenings when he heard some noise arising while he was walking in the Catalan capital for no reason whatsoever.
It was said by him that the fight started when Samuel took a bubble gum out of Ronnie’s kit without asking him. The gum was the only remaining one from the pack which Ronnie’s momma gave him when he recently went to Brazil.
When Ronaldinho went towards Samuel to congratulate him for a freakish goal scored by him, he noticed a mango-like smell coming out of Eto’o-s’ usually foul-smelling mouth.
Now, Ronnie who was very confident that the gum was his, pushed Samuel in the chest. Samuel was already not at friendly terms with Ronnie after the substitution saga earlier this season and replied by kicking Ronnie in the wrong spot. Ronnie went crying down the tunnel and returned with his boxing gloves but was stopped from injuring Eto’o by Either Good-Johnson who got a thump in the eye for his troubles.
The dispute was eventually settled and both players apologised to the coach.When Frank Why-Card was asked about the incident, he said something which obviously, no one understood.
– Compiled By Mohit Minhas (Reuters)
THIS WAS A JOKE!!